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Dimples Romana encourages your child to join Promil Pre-school I-Shine Talent Camp!

by Rachelle Siazon She is best known for her motherly roles in hit teleseryes such as Mara Clara and Ikaw Ang Pag-ibig. In real life, Dimples Romana is every inch the proud mom to 7-year-old Christiana Amanda Lauren (or simply Cal). Although the nature of her work keeps her busy most of the time, Dimples says she keeps track of her daughter’s school activities all the time. “So far, I can see that she likes school a lot. She's into cheerleading. She likes doing art as well.”  One thing that the 27-year-old mom learned about parenthood is to encourage her kid to discover new talents and maximize her full potential without pressuring Cal to do more than she could. “My husband and I want Cal to get into different things—she’s done figure skating and swimming among other things. We just let her explore and play.” But Dimples’s favorite bonding time with Cal is when they do kitchen activities together. She doesn’t let her busy schedule as an actress get in the way of being a hands-on mom as well.  "We love to bake peanut butter chocolate cookies or banana muffins and then she’d be the one to put sugar-free icing on top. Sometimes her friends would come over and I’d teach them the really simple recipes. I want her to have fun like any other kid.” Just like Dimples, nurture your child’s talent by joining Promil Pre-school I-Shine Talent Camp (for children above 3 to 7 years old). Your child can showcase his talents and gain confidence by interacting with other talented kids. Simply purchase any Promil Pre-school pack size (180g Box, 900g Can, 1.6Kg Can) from March 15 to May 20, 2012. Record a two-minute video (MPEG, MP4, WMV, AVI or MOV video file format) of your child showcasing a talent in singing, acting, dancing, playing musical instruments, or any combination of the four  and submit the video with a valid proof of purchase on this website: http: //ishine.abs-cbn.com. Submission of entries is from April 10 to May 20,2012. Grand winner will receive Star Magic and Promil Pre-School talent contractsm, plus P500,000 cash. Let you child's talent shine at Promil Pre-School Talent Camp! (source: http://www.abs-cbn.com/Feature/Article/11014/Dimples-Romana-encourages-your-child-to-join-Promil-Pre-school-I-Shine-Talent-Camp-.aspx)

Promil i-Shine Talent Camp

If your child is 3 to 7 years old and has talent in singing, dancing, acting and playing music instruments. Join the Promil Pre-School i-Shine Talent Camp. To start, buy any participating Promil Pre-School products (180g, 900g, 1.6kg). Choose how you would like your kid to audition (online, by mail, or on-ground), just as long as you showcase his/her talent in singing, acting, dancing or playing musical instruments. Get shortlisted and included in the Top 12 i-Shine Talent Academy finalists and let him shine on the grand finals. Who knows? Your child might be the next brand ambassador of Promil Pre-School who will receive P500,000 cash, a talent contract with Star Magic and one-year supply of Promil Pre-School products.

Contest Requirements: 

• Children above 3 to 7 years old
• Must be physically fit to join the activities
• Must not have any conflicting endorsement (milk brand)
• Purchase of any participating Promil Pre-School products (180g, 900g, 1.6kg) within the purchase period

Contest Mechanics: 

1. Three (3) Categories
• Online Auditions
• Log on to and register at Promil Pre-School i-Shine Talent Camp website using your Facebook log-in details
• Record a video of your child showcasing a talent in singing, acting, dancing or playing musical instruments
• Upload the audition video and photo of the receipt (proof of purchase) via staging-ishine.abs-cbn.com
• By Mail (Send-in through Wyeth P.O. Box)
• Record a video of your child showcasing a talent in singing, acting, dancing or playing musical instruments
• Enclosed with your important details on a piece of paper, send the video CD and copy of the receipt to Wyeth P.O. box no. 1207
• On-Ground Program
• You and your child must go to the i-Shine event at SkyDome, SM North Edsa on the specified event dates to register and sign a waiver
• Bring any valid proof of birth of your child and a copy of the receipt as proof of purchase
• Both of you may proceed directly to the audition booth to showcase any of the following talents (singing, acting, dancing or playing musical instruments)
• Only one parent/guardian can accompany the child auditioning inside the event area
2. Entry Guidelines
• Video
• Maximum of 2 minutes runtime
• Maximum file size of 30MB
• MPEG, MP4, WMV, AVI or MOV video file format
• Has not yet appeared in any TV plug or online channels (personal websites, social media)
• Validity of Receipt (Proof of Purchase)
• Promil Pre-School should be listed as the purchased product
• Date of purchase
• Name of store
3. Audition Guidelines
• Each audition video must have a unique receipt as proof of purchase, only one (1) receipt per entry is allowed
• Only one (1) video per child auditioning is allowed
• You may audition or upload multiple auditions but for different children, in case you have more than 1 child (ages above 3 years to 7 years old). Each entry should have a unique copy of the receipt or proof of purchase
• The audition booth will be open from 11AM-3PM for the on the On-Ground Program. Each child can only audition once. Those who did not make the cut-off can still audition via online or send-in option
4. Fifty (50) shortlisted finalists will perform live in front of a panel of judges. Then, thirty (30) semi-finalists will be screened down to ten (10). The remaining twenty (20) wild card entries will be posted online for public viewing and voting in which two (2) of them will be chosen to complete the Top 12 i-Shine Talent Academy finalists
5. There will be online voting for I-Shine Grand Winner
6. Voting Guidelines
• Online
• You can only vote once per entry per day
• You can vote either by using your Facebook log-in details or by registering in the Promil Pre-School i-Shine Talent Camp website
• SMS
• Smart and Talk and Text subscribers - Text ISHINE (name of I-Shiner) and send to 231
• Globe, Touch Mobile and Sun subscribers - Text ISHINE (name of I-Shiner) and send to 2331
7. Judging Criteria
• 60%
• Talent/Skill Level
• Entertainment value
• Stage Presence
• Endearing Relationship with Parent/Guardian
• 40% Online and SMS Votes
8. View complete contest mechanics

Contest Period: April 2 - May 27, 2012 (Submission until May 11, 2012)

• Purchase Period - March 15 - May 11, 2012
• I-Shine Event - April 21 - 22, 2012
• Top 50 Callback/Performance - May 15, 2012
• Top 30 Preliminary Workshop - May 16 -18, 2012
• Online Voting for I-Shine Grand Winner - June 23 - July 28, 2012 8AM
• Grand Finals - July 28, 2012

Contest Prize: 

• Grand Prize
• P500,000 cash
• Talent contract with Star Magic
• One-year supply of Promil Pre-School products
• Will hold the title of being the next brand ambassador of Promil Pre-School
• Consolation Prizes
• P30,000 cash
• Gift pack from Promil Pre-School

Source: http://www.boy-kuripot.com/2012/04/promil-i-shine-talent-camp.html#axzz1sawpvYXx

Tourmaline Gemstone - benefits

As I was surfing the net looking for answers about negative ions, there is one thing that caught my attention.. its about the tourmaline gemstones. So what's with the tourmaline gemstones??? hmmm... I want to share about this gems. :)

What is Tourmaline Gemstone?

Tourmaline gemstone is a semi-precious mineral stone well known for its incredible ability to aid in the detoxification process of the human body. It is one of only a handful of minerals that have the ability to emit negative ions and far-infrared rays.

The word tourmaline takes its origins from the Singhalese phrase "tura mali," meaning "stone mixed with vibrant colors." From magenta to teal-blue, meadow-green to vibrant yellow, and even black, this powerfull healing stone is known to change its color in different forms of light. Some say that there are no two tourmalines with the exact same color, and for this reason it has been historically revered as a "magic" stone capable of protecting whoever wore it.

The tourmaline gemstone has the uncanny ability to become its own source of electric charge, as it is both pyroelectric, as well as piezoelectric. When the gem is put under greater amounts of pressure or when it is dramatically heated or cooled, it creates an electrical charge capable of emitting infrared waves and negative ions. Today it is a well-known fact that tourmaline gemstone can seamlessly aid the body's detoxification process.¹

The Health Benefits of Tourmaline Gemstone

Studies have shown the increased incidence of chronic disease is directly related to toxic overflow in the body. Tourmaline gemstone is known to aid in relieving stress, increase mental alertness, improve circulation and strengthen the immune system. It is a powerful agent for reducing toxin-related ailments.

Furthermore, tourmaline produces a detoxifying, cleansing effect on the nervous system, as well as the organs and tissues of the body. It has been shown as a useful aid for improving circulation, reducing stress, improving brain alertness and activating the immune system. This colorful gemstone has a highly stabilizing effect on our nerves, due to its capacity to generate its own heat. This ability to self-produce an electrical change makes it one of the only minerals that can emit far infrared heat, as well as negative ions.¹

Shocking Fact!

Preliminary research using tourmaline gemstones on animals and plants found that the gemstone has an activating effect on both animal and plant metabolism.

Why are we interested in a mineral that can emit Far Infrared Rays and negative ions?

FIRs and negative ions gently heal, soothe, stimulate and detox the physical body, as well as the mind. Far Infrared Rays are invisible waves of energy that have the ability to penetrate all layers of the human physical body, delving into the inner-most regions of the tissues, muscles and bone.

They also very gently increase blood flow by expanding the capillaries that carry blood, which in turn promotes oxygenation and regeneration of the blood, deeply detoxifying it for the improved functioning of all of the major organs of the body which depend on blood for energy. This detoxification is on the deepest level, allowing hidden toxins in the blood to be dissolved.

Negative ions are also incredibly important in determining mood. Michael Terman, PhD, of Columbia University in New York, has researched negative ions and reports that, "The action of the pounding surf creates negative air ions and we also see it immediately after spring thunderstorms when people report lightened moods.² Furthermore, Columbia University studies on depression in winter has shown that depression can be relieved as much through negative ion generators as it can through the use of antidepressants, without the negative side effects. These ions increase the amount of oxygen flow to the brain, increasing awareness and mental energy.³

Many professional athletes have reported great performance improvements after using therapeutic gemstones, such as tourmaline. Swedish Olympic world-swimming champion, Glen Christiansen, was reported as having stated that, "The green tourmaline necklace gives me a lot of strength, and allows me to recover faster from hard workouts." "Curiously enough," she also added, "it gives me more sexual interest and power."

Did You Know?

This gem has been reported to actually have the power to boost sexual energy in men, as it increases the blood flow and circulation in the body. The gemstone is also reported as helping to ease emotions, increasing vitality and vigor in both men and women.4

How Is Tourmaline Gemstone Good For You?

The far infrared rays that Tourmaline emits create the same resonance in the body as is normally found in water. This has a very soothing effect on the nerves. Three-quarters of the human body is composed of water, this form of resonance absorption creates increased vitality in living tissues, enhancing energy levels and increases metabolism.

Tourmaline gemstone can help reduce many toxin-related ailments

Here are just a few of the powerful effects from Tourmaline:

• Detoxification
• Helps aid fat loss
• Reduces water retention
• Improves blood circulation
• Expels unnecessary waste
• Helps cleanse the liver and kidneys
• Helps heal skin disorders
• Reduction in emotional maladies such as anxiety and depression
• Relief from acute and chronic illnesses
• Aids in elimination of heavy metals, poisons, and carcinogenic material from our bodies
• Reduces lactic acids and free fatty acids

(Source: http://www.globalhealingcenter.com/benefits-of/tourmaline)

Positive Effects of Tourmaline

Mineralizes Water - Tourmaline is thought to be effective in removing the foul odor from drinking water by altering the bad-smelling component of chlorine.

Alkalinizes Water and Body Fluids - Tourmaline can also make water slightly alkaline. Because tropical fish favor such an environment, it is beneficial for them to have their fish tanks lined with tourmaline. Worn directly on the body, tourmaline also adjusts body fluids to a slightly alkaline pH, which is optimal for health.

Suppresses Electromagnetic Fields - In recent years, tourmaline has been closely investigated for its potential to counteract the effects of electromagnetic fields, which are thought to be harmful. Researchers suspect that the weak electric current generated by tourmaline suppresses electromagnetic fields in the immediate environment.

Fights Bacteria and Maintains Freshness - Tourmaline has been shown to have antibacterial and deodorizing effects when placed in refrigerators and cars. In addition, tourmaline prevents foul smells from being absorbed into a variety of materials.

Surfactant Properties - Because of its surfactant (detergent) properties, tourmaline enhances cleaning effectiveness and prevents dirt adhesion.

Health Effects - Worn on the body, tourmaline is thought to prevent cholesterol coagulation and build-up in blood vessels. Cells throughout the body are invigorated and immune function is enhanced by tourmaline. It is also thought to purify the blood, stimulate the autonomic nervous system, calm overexcited sympathetic nerves, and promote sound sleep.

(Source: http://www.kiflow.com/info/tourmaline.html)

Banat - Pick up line

hi…. can i be your textmate? i got your number from heaven, you’re an angel in disguise right?

para kang oatmeaL, you know why ?? coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

“here let me tie your shoe laces, so you won’t fall for anyone else:P..”

miss di ka ba napapagod kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..

can i strip your clothes off? because i want to know how angels hide their wings.

sana naging kandila ka nalang…para kapag hinipan kita, dedbol kana… ahehehe..

miss, para kang kayamanan, kasi sarap mung ibaon, haha ..

kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa aken, pde ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang. ” LOL?

pwede mo ba ako samahan? san? samahan HABANGBUHAY. :p

boy : “i did not kiss his girlfriend..
i just whispered something
in her mouth..” ~>hanep sa palusot  )

if i were to rearrange the alphabets, i would put “U” and “I” together.:)

pag may hinahanap ka tapos tanong nya, ano ba kailangan mo “insert endearment here” sagot ko ano kelangan ko? “IKAW” hehehe

Pra kng alak..hbang tumatagal lalong sumasarap! Ay ano b un! Haha

‘ miss, pwede ba kta abutin ? ikaw kasi pangarap ko e’ .. hehe ..

keyboard k b? type kasi kita! wahahaha

sana holdaper ka na lang… para “ibibigay ko sayo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan..” ooopppss.. lol..

catcher ka ba? sinasalo mo kz aq tuwingbinabato nya ako…:))

‘ haLa, akaLa ko umaga na ! LumiLiwanag kasi mundo ko pag kasama kita ..

hindi tayo TAO. . BAGAY tayo. . BAGAY na BAGAY! NYETA ang KESO mo. .haha

miss KULANGOT kba? ANG sarap MO kcng BILUGIN. . haha!

‘ pustiso kb ? coz’ i can’t smiLe without you ..

para kang centrum.. coz u complete me.. haha!!

Kandila ka sana para pwde kitang itirik sa puso kong patay na patay sayo!

‘ panu mu makikita ang taong magmamahaL sayo at makakasama mu sa habang buhay ???

“kung hindi ka nmn sa akin naka-tingin ??”

Cheese ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang ipalaman sa puso ko eh! <nyoks> 

miss Pulitiko ka ba? Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh! <ngee> 

oxygen kaba? feeling ko kasi mamamatay ako kung wala ka..

centrum ka ba?? coz u make my life complete 

apoy kba? kc alab alab. alab u! 

d ka ba nalulunkot?? nagiisa ka lng kc sa puso ko.. hahaa!!

daga ka ba? kasi ako ang pusang habol ng habol sayo.

bkit may mr right pero walang ms right?! kasi we’re all right..;))

kung may rabis ang laway mo.. handa akong
maulol, MAHALIKAN LANG KITA… 

Ang araw ka ba? Kasi sau umiikot ang mundo ko.

“sana ulan ka at lupa ako, para kung ayaw mo’t sa gusto, sakin ang bagsak mo… ” 

Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.

drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh

‘Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita.’

‘Ikaw naman parang lumiliit ata! Dati kasi lagpas ulo kita, ngayon nasa puso na kita.’ ?

multo ka ba??? kase pag naki2ta kita bumibilis tibok ng puso ko ehh… 

magnanakaw ka noh?bkit?ninakaw mo puso ko…:))

‘Pag namatay ba ako, iiyak ka? Ngayon pa lang kasi, patay na patay na ako sa’yo eh!’

Pwde bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sau? Kasi nakakahiya kong sabihing, Love ko ‘to

ampalaya ka ba? Kasi kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo ikaw pa rin ang sustansya ng buhay ko!

im an addict..you are the drug.

Kaw ba c Jolibee? Kasi I love u sabado, kahit buong linggo. (galing lumang commercial)

virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita hahayaang matanggal kz mas nanaisin ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…

wag mong pilitin bk pumayag.. hehe

Di bale nang masubsob ako…Kung sasakto naman sa labi mo

Jejem0n kb?., edi jejem0n nrin aQ pra mAtch tau., haha!

camera ka ba? kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako

alam mo miss pra kng google! kc lhat ng hinhanap q nsa iyo n!

Tae ka ba? D kasi kita matiis at magawang tapakan.

unggoy kba ?? bkit ?? sumasabit ka ksi sa puso ko

I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?=))

anong height mo? bakit? nagtataka lang ako kung pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko.

papasok na ako…? saan? sa puso mo..;))

i don’t have my number..can i have yours?

para kang painting. hindi kasi ako nagsasawang titigan ka..

Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.

Ampalaya ka ba sa ref? Coz ur cold and bitter. Hehe.

‘ my butas ba puso mo ?? bkt ? na-trap kasi ko sa Loob, i can’t find my way out .. hehe ..

para kang libag, pilit kitang inaalis pero balik ka pa rin ng balik

uling ka ba? nagbabaga na damdamin ko sayo eh

Celphone ka ba? Andmi kasing gus2ng mang snatch sau! Ngpapasnatch ka naman! Sige sa kanya ka na, paBlock na lang kta NTC pra wala ka ng silbi.

‘ hehe .. joana, confirm mu na ung friend request ko .. hehe.. tnx !

kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal…

tray ni joanna lalo 2loy akong na iinluv skanya .. kulangot kba?? hard to get ka ksi ..

intsik ka ba? kasi i’ll siomai love to you, and i hopia love me too.

joanna, ylanan ba talaga apelido mo? coz i didn’t know that angels have surnames…

para kang facebook! hindi kita maiwan!

cellphone ka ba? coz i cnt live w/o you! haha

mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.” …..

..papupulis kita..ninakaw mO kasi ang puso ko..=p

noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
Sunday at 02:18 · Flag

buti pa ang biglaang lakad natutuloy, tayo hindeeee!!!

ikaw ba may ari ng meralco? kasi pag kasama kita, nararamdaman ko ang spark!

taxi kba joanna ??ksi hbang tumatagal lalo akong napapamahal sayo ..

C Pepeng at Ondoy kaba? Cmula npadaan ka sa buhay ko, cnira mo lahat.

Relo kba? Lagi kc akong npapatingin sau.

smart ka ba? coz you’re simply amazing

wala na kong relo, kasi lahat ng oras ko, binigay ko na sayo!

@joanna, you’re so hot, you must be the cause of global warming!

pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot. wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso ko.  yeeee ???

@kei, you’re so cool, maybe you can save the polar bears 

alak ka ba? nasusuka ko sayo eh  )

..magsalbabida ka nga,kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko..=p

if u dont want to see ur loved one smoking, then better find a way to make their lips busy..

i’m not feeling myself ltely, perhaps i should feel someone else  )

para kang chicharon! nakakahighblood ka!

@joanna: yeah baby… i just lost my teddy bear pa naman, can i sleep with you?

kng mgiging tau, mamahalin kita ng parang rexona, coz i wont let you down!

Bagyo ka ba? Ang lakas kc ng dating mo.

sana naging dugo nlng ako. para lagi akong nsa puso mo

boy: kala ko ba matalino ka, bat d moko kyang sagutin?
girl: eh ksi nga matalino ako at alam ko d ikaw ung sagot!

Epinephrine ka ba? Kaw lang kc pwdeng bumuhay sa namamatay kong puso. (banat ng mga taga ER)

REDHORSE KBA?? LAKAS TAMA KSI AKO SAYO !!!

para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.

sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD

para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!

Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”

para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba

@joanna: if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!

nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase

tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.

kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.

hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!

my diatabs ka ba??natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha

Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.

si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.

ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!

Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.

nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita

Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip ko. 

Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab you…  DD

Banat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your anatomy…”

cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.

para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!

Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi…  v

pra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!

SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.

Ate, kailangan mo ba ng balde? Nag-uumapaw kasi kgndahan mo eh  )
Pangatlo:
Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?
Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?
Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!
Boy: Wow ha! talaga?… See more
Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!

Ibenta niyo na lang bahay niyo, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.

Pang-apat: Grabe na talaga mga banat ngayon no? Sa sobrang dami wala na akong maisip kundi IKAW….

Anong oras na?…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”

I’m a bee, can you be my honey?

Boy: saya ng araw ko!
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: dahil kasama kita..

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!

Hndi ka ba napapagod?
(bakit?)
maghapon ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
wheeee…;)

Guy: mrs. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Guy:ahh.. Ok poh, mea na lng uwian…

Para kang ebak.
(bakit?)
Hindi kita kayang Paglaruan…

maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan.. kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..

Alam m I hate all d letters in d alphabet but I love U so much…:]]

boy:ms. alam mo para kang chicharon, girl: why naman??? the boy answered…ang sarap mo kcing kainin at papakin….hehe…

kupal ask: gaano moh ako kamahal?
Cheesy banat: hindi masusukat ng ano man o nino man..

pra kang isang lanatang bulaklak na nghi2ntay ng patak ng ulan d2 amn puso q naghi2ntay ng ksagutan…

BAHALA PANGIT BASTA HULOG NG LANGIT. =P

OK LANG TAWAGIN MO AKONG HALIMAW BASTA OK LANG DN BA SAYO KAININ KITA?. >=)

MABUTI PA ANG MULTO NAG PAPARAMDAM! EH IKAW!? =(

BAHALA NA MAPUROROT BASTA PUSO’Y DI KIKIROT. d=)

KAHIT DI AKO KAGWAPUHAN BASTA TANDAAN MO AAWAYIN KO SILA WAG KA LANG MAHIPUAN

UTOT MO MAN AY MABAHO, ITO’Y AKING TITIISIN WAG KA LANG MAGLAHO. =]

ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako

Hika ka ba? Kasi you take my breathe away.

Alam mo bagay sayo yang damit mo. Pero mas bagay ako sayo.

Sana perfume ka na lang para suot-suot kita palagi.

Meralco ka ba? Kasi ikaw nagdala ng liwanag sa buhay ko.

Dictionary kaba ? kasi binigyan mo kahulugan buhay ko eh.

Kutsarita ka ba? Kase hindi kumpleto ang kape at umaga ko pag wala ka eh.

Para kang pustiso. I can't smile without you.

Lord, pandesal lang naman hinihingi ko, hamburger binigay nyo. May fries pa!

Tumangkad kaba? Dati kasi dito ka lang sa balikat ko... Pero ngayon nasa isip na kita.

Ang utak pwedeng makalimot pero ang puso laging nakakaalala.

Lumiliit ka ata? Kasi dati nasa isip lang kita. Ngayon nasa PUSO na kita!

Tae ka ba? Di kasi kita kayang paglaruan eh.

Sana PSP mo na lang gift ko sayo ngayong pasko... Pasko Sa Piling mo.

"Sabi sa census may 11 milyon na tao sa Metro Manila. Paano mo malalaman na nahanap mo na yung taong para sa'yo? Maaring nakita mo na siya, pero yumuko ka para magsintas. Maaring nakatabi mo na siya, pero lumingon ka para tingnan ang traffic lights. Maaring nakasalubong mo na siya pero humarang yung pedicab.

May mga maswerteng tao na nahanap na yung taong para sa kanila. May mga tanong patuloy na naghahanap at may iba na sumuko na. Pero yung pinakamasaklap, eh yung na sayo na pinakawalan mo pa"

"Ulan ka ba? Kasi lupa ako. Sa ayaw at sa gusto mo, sa akin ang bagsak mo."

"Maging cactus ka man, handa akong masaktan... mayakap ka lang."

"May MMDA ba dito? Nagkabanggaan kasi ang puso natin."

"May lason ba ang mga mata mo? Kasi nakakamatay ang mga titig mo."

"Ang true love ay para sa matatapang na tao lamang."

"Ipikit mo ang mga mata mo. Kasi sabi nila, kapag nakapikit ka, dun mo malalaman ang totoo mong nararamdaman.”

"Kung pwede lang mawala lahat ng kasalan sa pamamagitan ng yakap, habang buhay kitang yayakapin."

"Ihi ka ba? ...Hindi kasi kita matiis eh."

"Para kang alak... ang lakas ng tama mo sa akin."

para akong utot coz i'll take ur breath away.....and for sure i'll always take ur breath away

ketchup ka ba....bakit...
kasi hanap hanap ka ng hotdog ko

Hey! Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit..
Why?
'Cause I'm planning to save all my LOVE for you..XD

mULto kba??
kasE pag nKikita kita bUmiBiLis tibOk
nG pUso ko eihHh...!

tubig is water ilog is river combine them together, i love you for ever.....

JAPAN kba? eh pano kc you're the land of my rising sun.

FREEZER ka ba ???
- tinitigasan kasi ako sa yo e !!

exchange gift tayo. sakin ka at sayo naman ako. :)

alam mo para kang bato!
baket?..
kase you ROCK MY WORLD....

AMPALAYA KABA?
kase kahit anung pait sinapit ko sau..
kaw parin sustansya hinahanap ng puso ko!

Ang kapal naman ng mukha mo!!
di pa nga tayo magkakilala pumasok ka na sa puso ko

Oxygen ka ba?

Di ko kasi kayang mabuhay ng wala ka. :)

libro ka ba?
kapal mo kasi…

musika ka ba?
napasayaw mo kasi puso ko…

condom ka ba ?
kasi I feel safe with you…

drugs ka ba?
naadik kasi ako sayo…

pantal ka ba?
ang kati mo kasi…

puto ka ba? 
dinuguan kasi ako, bagay tayo…

ibon ka ba?
lumilipad ka kasi sa utak ko…

hotwater ka ba?
napapaso kasi ako sa pagmamahal mo…

unan ka ba?
sarap mo kasing yakapin…

freezer ka ba?
tinitigasan kasi ako sayo

ulan ka ba?
nababasa kasi ako sayo

ayoko ko na sa sarili ko!

pwede bang sayo nalang ako….?

troso ka ba ?
ang sarap mo kaseng sibaken eh…

sumbong kita sa pulis!
ninakaw mo kasi puso ko…

turnilyo ka ba?
sarap mo kasing screwhin eh…

tambutso ka ba?
umuusok kasi kagandahan at kaseksihan mo…

kuto ka ba?
ang lutong mo kasi…

libag ka ba?
hindi na ko maliligo kung ganun…

isda ka ba?
ang tinik mo kasi…

baril ka ba?
patira naman oh, kahit isang putok lang…

bomba ka ba?
sumasabog kasi kagandahan mo…

galing ka bang greenhills?
ang cheap mo kasi…

kotse ka ba?
sarap mo kasing sakyan…

computer ka ba?
sarap mo kasing i-turn-on…

si Cory ka ba?
kasi pinagluksa na kita…

glue ka ba?
kasi nakadikit ka sa isipan ko…

dagat ka ba?
sarap mo kasing sisirin…

pelikula ka ba?
sarap mo kasing panoorin…

“Bagyo ka ba? Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility, you left my heart in a state of calamity.”

 “Tae ka ba? Kasi di kita kayang paglaruan.”

 “Apoy ka ba? Kasi alab yu.” and “Bigote ka ba? Kasi ahet yu.”

 “Ketchup ka ba? Kasi kailangan ka ng hotdog ko.”

 “Google ka ba? Kasi lahat ng hinahanap ko na sa yo na.”

 “Czechoslovakia ka ba? Kasi ang hirap mong i-spellingin eh.”

 “National anthem ka ba? Kasi lagi mo kong pinapatayo eh.”

 “Facebook ka ba? Kasi LIKE kita eh.”

 “Freezer ka ba? Kasi pinapatigas mo ko eh.”

 “Perlas ka ba? Kasi gusto kitang sisirin eh.”

 “iPad ka ba? Kasi mas malaki Angry Bird mo eh.”

 “Utot ka ba? Kasi di kita basta-basta pwedeng pakawalan eh.”

 “Superman ka ba? Kasi superMANHID ka eh!”

 “Unggoy ka ba? Kasi parang kanina mo pa gustong isubo yung saging ko eh.”

 “Taga-FEU ka ba? Kasi tama-raw na ibigin kita.”

 “Manananggal ka ba? Kasi hinahanap ko yung better half ko eh.”

 “Manok ka ba? Kasi parang gusto mong upuan mga itlog ko eh.”

 “Magician ka ba? Kasi naaaliw ako sa yo kahit alam kong lokohan lang to.”

 “School ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong pasukan eh.”

 “Holdaper ka ba? Kasi handa akong ibigay sa iyo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan.”

 “Shades ka ba? Kasi nagdidilim paningin ko pag nakikita kita eh.”

 “Ligaw na bala ka ba? Kasi sa iba ka nakalaan, pero ako ang tinamaan.”

 “Halaman ka ba? Kasi paa mo puro ugat.”

 “Tindera ka ba ng sigarilyo? Kasi, you give me HOPE and MORE.”

 “Straw ka ba? Kasi hindi ka lang sipsip, plastic ka pa!”

 “Pelikula ka ba na hindi dumaan sa MTRCB? Kasi UNCUT ka eh.”

 “Tricycle ka ba? Kasi baka pwedeng pasakay naman, hanggang labasan lang.”

 “Pangalan ba kita? Kasi sino nalang ako pag nawala ka?”

 “Telephone directory ka ba? Kasi ang kapal mo eh!”

 “Password ka ba? Kasi di kita puwedeng kalimutan, pero puwede kitang palitan.”

 “Etits ka ba? Kasi ang tigas ng ulo mo eh!”

 “Samsung Galaxy Tab ka ba? Kasi 7 inches ka eh.”

 “Ulan ka ba? Kasi nawe-wet ako pag dumadaan ka.”

 “Palengke ka ba? Kasi cheap ka na, mabaho ka pa!”

 “EDSA ka ba pag Holy Week? Kasi ang luwang mo eh!”

 “Fire exit ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong labasan eh.”

 “Sementeryo ka ba? Kasi matigas na kaya puwede nang ibaon.”

 “Kape ka ba? Kasi maitim ka na, bitter ka pa!”

 “Kandila ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong i-blow eh.”

 “Mahirap ka bang exam? Kasi mukhang sa yo ako babagsak eh.”

 “Tindera ka ba ng prutas? Kasi gusto ko mag-pakwan eh.”

 “Out of school youth ka ba? Kasi wala kang class eh.”

 “Gym ka ba? Kasi Feeling ko magwo-workout tayo eh.”

 “Susi ka ba? Kasi ikaw ang nag unlock ng puso ko eh.” Girl: “Eh sino yung kasama mong babae kahapon?” Boy: “Duplicate.”

 “Toyomansi ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mo sa tilapia ko eh.”

 “Remote control ka ba? Kasi kahit malayo ka, you can turn me on.”

 “Panty ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong ilaglag eh.”

 “Vocal coach ka ba? Kasi pinapataas mo nota ko eh!”

 “Hoarder ka ba ng pagkain? Kasi mahilig ka sa mass starvation eh.”

 “Number 1 ka ba? Kasi ako 68, pag pinagsama, 69 tayo!”

(source: http://royalflare.wordpress.com/2010/06/06/cheesy-tagalog-banat-and-pick-up-lines/)

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